Category: funny news
Eco warrior warfare
A prominent eco warrior is to swim across the Atlantic instead of flying in order to avoid harming the planet…
Turd or spy submarine?
A huge turd has been spotted floating off the coast of Sweden – but defence experts fear that it might…

The new look Hunchback of Notre Dame
Hunchback of Notre Dame becomes
vertical!

Hanging around with the Upside Down Coat Hook movement
A new political movement has been launched which could solve the urgent problem of ‘coat hook poverty, ’ a condition…
Human eats alligator!
A human being has eaten an alligator in an area which is known to be a habitat of dangerous human…

Wife to divorce ‘most boring man in the world’
The ‘most boring man in the world’ is being divorced by his wife on the grounds that he is no…
In love with a Zombie
A young woman has spoken of her love for a Zombie after she went for a check up at her…

Slob rejected for work from comfort of your own home job
A self confessed slob has been rejected for a job which entailed ‘working from the comfort of your own home.’…

Are you ready for a Zombie invasion?
Are you ready for a Zombie invasion? You know how it is; you’ve mowed your lawn, cleaned your car, maybe…
Flat Earth News!
An exciting compromise has been reached between those who say that the Earth is round (let’s call them ‘Round…