The most boring man in the world is to marry the least interesting woman in the world in a wedding that is sure attract absolutely no interest.

The most boring man in the world made his proposal of marriage to the least interesting woman in the world in a proposal speech that lasted for a total of six hours, fourteen minutes, and nineteen seconds.

The least interesting woman in the world loved the speech – because it was so boring.

She said: ‘For me, the most boring part was when he spent almost an hour explaining how he gets out of bed in the morning.’

‘The highlight of this when he spent thirty five minutes explaining how he puts his socks on.’

‘He said that he always puts them on in the same way, which I found particularly boring.’

Our interviewer asked the least interesting woman in the world why this was more boring than all the other boring things that he did.

‘Because he always puts his left foot in the sock first’ she replied.

‘Someone who was interesting instead of boring wouldn’t care which foot he put in the sock first.’

Our interviewer asked how they planned to spend their honeymoon.

‘We’re going to travel around the world’ she replied.

Our interviewer wondered if that would be interesting instead of boring.

‘Not at all’ the least interesting woman in the world replied.

‘‘We’re planning to spend the entire honeymoon touring construction sites.’

‘Wow! That sounds interesting!’ our interviewer said, without considering the implications.

‘Fairly, anyway’ she hastily corrected herself.

‘We’ll be visiting the construction sites where the buildings are nearly finished, and are being painted’ the least interesting woman in the world replied.

‘So that we can watch the paint dry.’